Life does not agree with philosophy: There is no happiness that is not idleness, and only what is useless is pleasurable.Anton Chekhov
Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.Jane Austen
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz