With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

I don't know if you ever really feel like you've made it.

You wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs.

The Democrats have pretty much given up on the white working class. That would require a commitment to economic issues, and that's not their concern.

Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.