With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.

You wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs.

The Democrats have pretty much given up on the white working class. That would require a commitment to economic issues, and that's not their concern.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.