You wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs.

If women have young children, they are one man away from welfare.

I think that there's no doubt that as I see friends, families, children of gay couples who are thriving, you know, that has an impact on how I think about these issues.

I'm a practical person. I'm not too bad a carpenter. I can renovate houses.

I'd probably do something that involved music, a booking agent or working at a label, if not being an actual musician.