With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

I decided to sell my drawings. However, I didn't want people to buy my drawings because the professor of physics isn't supposed to be able to draw - isn't that wonderful - so I made up a false name.

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.

If women have young children, they are one man away from welfare.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.