I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.

Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.

It is not possible to eat me without insisting that I sing praises of my devourer?

You can't understand European history at all other than through religion, or English literature either if you can't recognise biblical allusions.