I don't know if you ever really feel like you've made it.

You wouldn't believe the kind of hate mail I get about my work on irregular verbs.

The Democrats have pretty much given up on the white working class. That would require a commitment to economic issues, and that's not their concern.

Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.

You have no idea what it is like to constantly disappoint people. You see it the moment you meet them. You see in their eyes that they expected something so entirely different, and here they are meeting... you.