Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.Fran Lebowitz
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.Fran Lebowitz
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.Fran Lebowitz
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.Fran Lebowitz
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.Fran Lebowitz
