If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.Douglas Coupland
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.Douglas Coupland
We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.Douglas Coupland
A vast percentage of the human race is literally not wired neurologically to get irony. Well more than half of humanity takes life at face value, which is to me terrifying.Douglas Coupland
The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth, it's about the redistribution of time.Douglas Coupland
Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.Douglas Coupland