I would have everybody marry if they can do it properly: I do not like to have people throw themselves away; but everybody should marry as soon as they can do it to advantage.Jane Austen
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.Fran Lebowitz
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.Fran Lebowitz
