With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

I decided to sell my drawings. However, I didn't want people to buy my drawings because the professor of physics isn't supposed to be able to draw - isn't that wonderful - so I made up a false name.

When Britain and the U.S. invaded Iraq, it was with the reasonable expectation that it was going to increase the threat of terror, as it has.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I have often thought that if a rational Fascist dictatorship were to exist, then it would choose the American system.