Poetry is the art of substantiating shadows, and of lending existence to nothing.

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

I don't want people to say, 'Something is true because Tyson says it is true.' That's not critical thinking.

I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve.