If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.