A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.Bernard Shaw
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.Bernard Shaw
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.Bernard Shaw
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.Bernard Shaw