It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it, I stare at them open-mouthed, not knowing what they're talking about.Howard Jacobson
A novel is not a play. A novel takes one reader at a time into its confidence. It can be shockingly personal. Private, even.Howard Jacobson
I was always the youngest person in class, skinny, scrawny, no good at sports. I asserted myself by being smart. But then I got to college and started to get C's and D's. That was fantastic. I no longer had to be the smartest person in the room.Douglas Coupland
Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are.Douglas Coupland
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.Douglas Coupland
All my adult life, if I didn't have several hours a day to sit in a room by myself, I would get antsy and irritable.Salman Rushdie
I don't read my books, I write them. Once I've finished the many years it usually takes me to write them, I can't bear to read them, because I've spent too long with them already. I'm not advertising them very well, am I?Salman Rushdie