self-awareness Quotes

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.