I am a poor man and of little worth, who is laboring in that art that God has given me in order to extend my life as long as possible.Michelangelo
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.Douglas Coupland
In my mind, I've always checked out in 2037; that's always been my expiration date. I'll be 75.Douglas Coupland
The thing about living in the 21st century is you can get to fortysomething and not have anyone major in your life die.Douglas Coupland
Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.Douglas Coupland