What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.Mark Twain
There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.Oscar Wilde
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.Oscar Wilde
It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.Oscar Wilde
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.Oscar Wilde