marriage Quotes

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.