marriage Quotes

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve.

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

He that has not got a wife is not yet a complete man.

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.