life Quotes

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.'

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.