A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.Albert Einstein
Our judgments when we are pleased and friendly are not the same as when we are pained and hostile.Aristotle