I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.Mark Twain
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.Oscar Wilde
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.Oscar Wilde