humor Quotes

I can resist everything except temptation.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

She is a peacock in everything but beauty.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.