humor Quotes

The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

The French complain of everything, and always.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.

Plato was a bore.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.