humor Quotes

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

Twinkies are more natural than most TV-interview shows.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Comedy is the difference between how you see a person and how they see themselves.