humor Quotes

The liveliest effusions of wit and humour are simply what the reader of a novel has a right to expect.

Nostalgic myself, I am a sucker for other men's nostalgia.

I've always felt that desire. To get a woman to throw back her head in laughter is a hot thing.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I never believe any politician talking about popular culture.

You don't remember people you love by the wise things they say but the silly things they do.

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

I don't read my books, I write them. Once I've finished the many years it usually takes me to write them, I can't bear to read them, because I've spent too long with them already. I'm not advertising them very well, am I?

Thomas Pynchon looks exactly like Thomas Pynchon should look. He is tall, he wears lumberjack shirts and blue jeans. He has Albert Einstein white hair and Bugs Bunny front teeth.

Nobody wants to read a 600 page book in which the author is fabulous throughout.