humor Quotes

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

Box-set culture inclines to the hyperbolic.

As an American, I grew up in an era where we led the world in everything. Everything!

It's part of our pop culture to give animals human personalities and talents.

I'm constantly claimed by atheists. I find this intriguing. In fact, on my Wiki page - I didn't create the Wiki page, others did, and I'm flattered that people cared enough about my life to assemble it - and it said, 'Neil deGrasse is an atheist.'

I don't comment on the physics errors of 'Star Wars,' all right. I just - you let that one go.

I've always liked older women. One sad thing about being my age is that there are no older women. I used to amuse my mother's friends even at five or six with witty turns of phrase. Somehow, I just knew how to be funny.

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.

Of the secular mysteries to which I wake with fresh and sometimes angry amazement every day, the queue is the second-most baffling. The first is the fan.

One of the great things about us Jews is that we tell the best jokes. Part of the reason is we tell jokes against ourselves - before anyone else gets to do it.