humor Quotes

A great production of a black comedy is better than a mediocre production of a comedy of errors.

If I wanted to change the world, the last thing I would do is write a play.

I think I enlist comedy to a serious purpose.

There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word in a familiar context. If you translated something into French and then had it translated back into English by somebody who didn't know the original, you'd lose what was funny.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

I am good at being shown something and counterpunching.

I'm very garrulous, but I don't say anything.

Embarrassingly enough, I often can't remember how I came to write something.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.