humor Quotes

I'm a total puritan, but I found Jacques' adventures amusing. We couldn't be further apart. I am a Calvinist toward myself and totally indulgent toward others.

I never drink anything hot; I don't like hot drinks, very strange.

People can drink with their eyes; I can eat with my nose.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity.

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.

I teach that all men are mad.

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.