humor Quotes

I like policy - call me a nerd.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.