humor Quotes

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there.

Is there a way to design a room in my house where I float around? I would quite enjoy that. It's nuts.