humor Quotes

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.

Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, 'Children's Letters to God.' You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, 'Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.'

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor.