humor Quotes

Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

I have been told my eating habits are absolutely bizarre. But I don't think so.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.

I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.