humor Quotes

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

Joyce is a poet and also an elephantine pedant.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I think that, ah, I'm a very goofy sort of person in many ways.

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.