humor Quotes

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

Joyce is a poet and also an elephantine pedant.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I think that, ah, I'm a very goofy sort of person in many ways.

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.