humor Quotes

My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.

I decided to sell my drawings. However, I didn't want people to buy my drawings because the professor of physics isn't supposed to be able to draw - isn't that wonderful - so I made up a false name.

I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.

Laughter is America's most important export.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.