humor Quotes

I like a man who grins when he fights.

Baldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm as famous for my wheelchair and disabilities as I am for my discoveries.

You cannot say, because I am from Naples so I like the mixture of drama and comedy all together.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

People should just buy a CD and rip it. You are legal then.