humor Quotes

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

'No comment' is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.