humor Quotes

My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.

Meteorologists are pretty faces reading scripts telling you whether it's going to rain tomorrow.

Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.

I decided to sell my drawings. However, I didn't want people to buy my drawings because the professor of physics isn't supposed to be able to draw - isn't that wonderful - so I made up a false name.

You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.

I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.

I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.

Laughter is America's most important export.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.