humor Quotes

The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.

All styles are good except the tiresome kind.

I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too!

Brevity is the soul of wit.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

There's many a man has more hair than wit.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.