Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.Bernard Shaw
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.Bernard Shaw
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.Bernard Shaw
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.Bernard Shaw
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.Bernard Shaw
Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.Bernard Shaw
