Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'Mark Twain
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.Mark Twain