Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.Mark Twain
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.Mark Twain