Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.Fran Lebowitz
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.Fran Lebowitz
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.Fran Lebowitz
The time at our disposal each day is elastic; the passions we feel dilate it, those that inspire us shrink it, and habit fills it.Marcel Proust