The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Mark Twain
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.Mark Twain
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.Mark Twain
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.Napoleon Bonaparte
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.Mark Twain