death Quotes

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.'

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.